If there are fairies in the bottles, why not aliens in the bottles?

Long long ago there was an alien named Asoiuoia. He came to earth and stayed in a bottle, until he met another alien from a different Planet named Zsdiuoilkdsfjoewiruaslkfjd. (woah long keyboard bashing name) They become best pals and started a war on earth, then another alien named Slidsufidfjgsdjfliud;flsfdjgljrkjdxlfkjg came by and saved the day!!

Siao liao.