Random

Being random means your brain is running twice as fast as other people.

it means your imagination is way beyond normal people.

It means you'll be the weird friend that always comes out with a statement that makes everyone go "what?"

it means you'll have a hard time finding that particular someone who understands your randomness. But when you did he will play along with it and not go "what?". That way you are the best friends.

it means you both see things differently and yet can find a way to make it through by random jokes.

Because at night, the deers and the tigers come alive and started chasing people.
While the elephants took longer time, because they are too huge and need more time to transform.
Ohh huge dumbasses.

and also because,
the white little mustache that i have after drinking milk is so cute i would kiss myself.

I KNOW, RIGHT?